![]() Wow, I looked like I was jacking off angels. You pretend to be interested in whatever bullshit she spews, and you f*ck her! Yeah, just like a little.īelieve me, this wasn't even the weirdest thing I did in this costume.īesides, everybody is looking at me like I'm the guy who took the dump last time. study.ĭo you wanna suck on my titty? Yeah. Is your mom gonna let you come to the party tonight?Īctually, she agreed that I can come by your place and. I don't want you being a bad influence on my Andrei. I hope you never f*cking get an erection, you assh*le! I'll come and shove that f*cking horn up your ass! f*ck! They say a real man knows how to deal with his problems. No, literally, come check this literal shit which Andrei just literally took!Īnd that, my friends, was a truly shitty first date. I just need to step in and brush up a bit. ![]() In that exact moment I really had to go take a leak! Things were going well, but fate reared its ugly head.Īll that getting my groove on, combined with being nervous and drunk, had one extra effect. My dance moves really attracted her attention. So, there I go, walking over to her, full of confidence and a hefty amount of booze. So we totally were not doing drugs! We were. There could be cops in the audience or even worse, children. Take a couple of puffs of this, and you're set. It's probably the drink talking, but I've had a crush on you since, like.
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